Ready…Set….Hate!

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7:39 pm

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Ready…Set….Hate!
Current mood: amused

So I know it..s been a long time, I..m not trying to hide, I really just haven..t felt the need to write very much recently. Also I was a little upset at the fact that I was getting emails from people who were claming that my stories where made up and or were fake! This hurt me a little because
first, that would mean that these individuals would actually know me and know all about my life. Second, it would mean that they are in a way saying that I.. am a liar! (shakes his head) I may be tardy often; stubborn, and even maybe a little glib some of the time but one thing I can promise you that I..m NOT is a liar! I can..t be, you see I gave it up years ago! After too many people end up getting hurt and yourself included you just say to yourself one day.. enough..s enough! Now I want you to know that lying is one thing, omission is another. I don..t believe in lying, but sometimes it maybe in your best interest to not divulge all your secrets all at once. For instance:
Cop pulls you over and he ask..s you ..how many beers you..ve had tonight sir?.. ..One officer… Now it is defiantly not a lie in the sense of the word, but it would defiantly be in your best interest to shut up and not say anything more! You might have had just one beer, but there..s absolutely no need to tell him about the three shots of Belvedere you had at the party you just come from. This is how a lot of politicians get away with things. Not to get all political but I absolutely believe that the government purposely only tells Bush what he absolutely must know that way he can deny things out of pure ignorance. This actually plays out very comically in relationships! Men when asked what they did last night will be very willing to blurt out they..re soul to their ladies and quickly try to come up with some lies to cover up certain incriminating aspects that don..t sound so wholesome. Females on the other hand love to tell you their night out on the town with their girlfriends! They cant wait! But men be aware.. they..re gona tell you the version THEY want you to hear! They are not going to mention all the steamy, drunken, wild debauchery that might have been going on at the bar or club that night. Hey they human too. They will continue to talk and talk and talk until you cant take it anymore and end up saying. ..That..s great dear.. ..I..m gona go mow the lawn now!.. Now they..ve completely gotten off scott free because you haven..t asked the right pertinent questions! And they didn..t even have to lie to you! How clever! Anyway as a word to the wise to females out there this could be a bad sign as well! If your man never ask the right questions it maybe a sign because he..s just doesn..t care! Or worse that could be a ..red alert.. that he might be seeing someone else or maybe taking too much ambian perhaps.
Ha well it looks like my little rant has turned into a full scale story now hasn..t it. There really was a lot more I want to say but I..d rather not waste so much time on defending myself from lame haters! If you like the stories then enjoy them for what they are.. stories! If you are just a negative person and love to just hate, let me know so I can happily delete your ass from my list!
Thanks for reading