Female Tails…part one

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7:42 pm

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Female Tails…part one
Current mood: artistic

This story being’s at a time were I was very young, naive and full of stupidity. The names will me changed to protect the innocent as well as the guilty! I had met this female though mutual friends at a Halloween party sometime back. We hit it off and began a basic simple relationship (as much as you can at the age of thirteen). So things start off one day as she invites me to her house as her parents were out at dinner for the night and she had decided to stay home by herself and call me to invite me over to watch a movie. If I could think back hard enough, I think the movie was Three men and a baby which at the time was the movie to see as apparently there was some urban legend that one of the production people working on the movie had killed himself and some claimed that his ghost was visible in a few of the scenes. This made it somewhat of a funny date movie with a little twist that was perfect I guess for inviting over your favorite person for a little making-out session.

I honestly couldn’t even tell you if I actually even saw the ghost or if I even saw the ending of the movie! somewhere in there she grabs my hand and invites me up to her room. My mind is now racing a mile a minute as your whole existence as a man and the anticipation you’ve been waiting for since the day you discovered girls comes down to this moment. “quick time to think of the right thing to say” “how can I make her think I know what I’m doing?” “what if I screw up and she never wants to talk to me again?”

Boy, how looking back in hindsight is twenty-twenty huh? I’ll never forget this moment as long as I live. I think time’s like these get seared into your brain because the blunt trauma of being in a room with your first girlfriend not knowing what’s going to happen, I put it up there with your first words and learning to ride a bike for the first time. Its exciting and scary and there’s a strong chance your going to bust you ass bigtime!

Since this is a family rated story… I will move on to the end. We came back downstairs to finish watching the movie and I can remember I couldn’t stop shaking! I don’t know if I was just excited, nervous or just plain freezing, but soon I was greeted with the fact that her parent had seem to come home a little earlier than expected from dinner. You can imagine the surprise on my face as there was no warning, in a matter of ten seconds the lock on the door began opening and now I had nine seconds to figure out how the hell I was going to get out of there with my life!

In the interest of suspense and keeping the focus of all the people with attention disorders,

Story is to be continued…

Thanks for reading

T.